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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me:

    Hello?

  • Telemarketer:

    Hello, is your mother home?

  • Me:

    I have no mother.

  • Her:

    Well can I speak to your father?

  • Me:

    Yeah, which one?

  • Her:

    Which one is home?

  • Me:

    Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.

  • Her:

    Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

  • Me:

    No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

  • Her:

    So who's Antonio?

  • Me:

    I just told you, Carlos's ex.

  • Her:

    So Carlos was cheating?

  • Me:

    Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

  • Her:

    So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

  • Me:

    No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

  • Her:

    So Mark wasn't cheating?

  • Me:

    I never said that.

  • Her:

    Yes, yes you did!

  • Me:

    No I didn't.

  • Her:

    Y-yes! You did!

  • Me:

    Did what?

  • Her:

    Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

startnew-habits: happyhealthyhopeful: missjaaayna: On reactions to her weight loss:I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, ‘Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous’. I’m like, ‘I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing’ -Raven Symone This quote. Exactly why I dislike before and afters. Why are you to judge a woman solely on her appearance, and deem her as ‘beautiful’ after she has lost the weight? Beauty is not defined by a low weight.  i have rebloged this 20million times and i will do it again
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startnew-habits:

happyhealthyhopeful:

missjaaayna:

On reactions to her weight loss:
I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, ‘Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous’. I’m like, ‘I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing’

-Raven Symone

This quote. Exactly why I dislike before and afters. Why are you to judge a woman solely on her appearance, and deem her as ‘beautiful’ after she has lost the weight? Beauty is not defined by a low weight.

 i have rebloged this 20million times and i will do it again

lifeismymuse: theoriginalspike: sexytardis: thefoxxybenedict: kitbuckle: you-should-be-writing: insideonemind: It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!  I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’ FOREVER REBLOG I like to think she tries to make them laugh.  Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING Also Harry’s face. this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
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lifeismymuse: theoriginalspike: sexytardis: thefoxxybenedict: kitbuckle: you-should-be-writing: insideonemind: It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!  I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’ FOREVER REBLOG I like to think she tries to make them laugh.  Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING Also Harry’s face. this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
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lifeismymuse:

theoriginalspike:

sexytardis:

thefoxxybenedict:

kitbuckle:

you-should-be-writing:

insideonemind:

It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

FOREVER REBLOG

I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

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Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

Also Harry’s face.

this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.

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